Call Me Khaki

Upon hearing that “Call Me Khaki” wouldn’t be picked up for a second season due it’s unrelatable protagonist and excessive close-up shots involving public toenail clipping, the show’s creator, Tessie Basil embarked on a vision quest for inspiration and rejuvenation.

Her twelve minute trek led Tessie to find refuge under a solitary birch tree in the Buy N’ Save parking lot, whose bark appeared to be in a state of undress.