Soap of the Week

Smelling like an empty bar fridge, with most of its former contents still lingering on her shallow breaths, Bunnie Norble, trudged door to door selling the wares of “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Topaz”, a company known for its year round gift ideas & holiday accessories.

In her semi-inebriated state Bunnie could tolerably peddle items such as the Advent calendar: “Soap of The Week” featuring the Rub a Dub Dub Three Wisemen in a Tub; while never forgetting to mention that with the purchase of 5 calendars, customers would receive a complimentary birthstone amulet to ward off the evil spirits of bad taste.